Ludacris apparently hanging out at grocery stores, buying people’s food

The following is a public service announcement: At this very moment, famed Atlanta rapper turned movie star Chris “Ludacris” Bridges is potentially lying in wait at your local grocery store, ready, at any moment, to pose for a selfie or buy you some groceries. This report comes to us from The New York Times, who…

Ludacris drops new video and oh god what is going on with his abs

The Fate Of The Furious comes out on Friday, and along with it comes the latest soundtrack in the long-running series, featuring undoubtedly bass-heavy cuts by a murderers’ row of talent—Migos, Kevin Gates, Jeremih, Young Thug, 2 Chainz, and a whole bunch more. In advance of that release, series star Ludacris has…

Watch Bill O’Reilly rail against Ludacris as “a man who degrades women”

The tally is now up to 52 companies that have pulled their advertising for Bill O’Reilly’s long-running shouting showcase The O’Reilly Factor. This comes in the wake of The New York Times report that Fox News renewed his contract despite having spent, along with O’Reilly, a combined $13 million in sexual harassment…

A pink beer, a ludicrously funny Instagram, and a trusted cook

I’ve never been much of a beer drinker (wine, please), which means that I’m an even-worse beer pourer. The Onion kitchen boasts not one but two kegs, and nearly every time I approach them, I wind up with a beer milkshake: about seven inches of foam and one inch of actual liquid at the bottom. So when I signed up to…

Comedy Central cut a bunch of Paul Walker jokes from the Justin Bieber roast

It’s almost Comedy Central Roast Day, that special time of year when American families gather around the hearth to celebrate Jeffrey Ross getting his annual paycheck. In case all the egg-and-opera-based marketing hasn’t clued you in, this year’s sacrificial lamb is Justin Bieber, still in the “humble contrition and…

Noted jokers Martha Stewart, Shaquille O’Neal sign up to roast Justin Bieber

Seth Rogen might not want anything to do with roasting Justin Bieber, but Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal do. The noted chucklemeisters have signed up for Bieber’s Comedy Central roast, where they’ll be encouraged to “go hard” at the singer by host Kevin Hart. O’Neal has been known to land a few mild zingers on …