Rian Johnson and Mark Hamill are back to shut down whiny "manbabies"

Yesterday, we reported that some motherfuckers hiding behind the banner of “Star Wars fans” had driven The Last Jedi’s Kelly Marie Tran off of Instagram with a months-long harassment campaign built on the traditional internet values of sexism and racism. (New Star Wars star Daisy Ridley was also driven off of…

All the famous people who helped rescue Brooklyn Nine-Nine are now friends

Stars—They’re just like us! They publicly complain when their favorite shows get cancelled, lead the vanguard for the campaign to renew said show, and then form lasting bonds of friendship with their fellow stars in an ultra-secret group chat. Just like we all do! As Mashable reports, that’s exactly what Lin-Manuel…

Mark Hamill reveals Luke Skywalker's fate in George Lucas' abandoned treatment for Episode IX

Mark Hamill’s gregarious lack of filter has largely been a joy for Star Wars fans, as the actor happily shares details of creating the beloved fictional universe even when he later wishes he hadn’t. But now, he’s even letting slip details about Star Wars movies that were never made, giving fans something new to…

Mark Hamill and James Gunn are neighbors and maybe friends now

As an adult, it can be difficult to make new friends. That difficulty likely only increases the more famous—and potentially isolated—you become. So imagine how difficult it must be for Mark Hamill to forge new friendships. Lucky for him, there’s someone like Guardians Of The Galaxy director James Gunn out there, who…

The makers of The Last Jedi respond to its 46-minute chauvinist edit the only way possible

Let’s say you’ve spent three or so years toiling away at a movie—the eighth canonical installment in one of the most storied and beloved franchises in cinematic history. Let’s say that film does really, historically well, first with critics, who hail it as one of the series’ absolute high points and also a bracing…

Watch Mark Hamill reject and then accept The Last Jedi’s version of Luke Skywalker in 1 minute

One of the more frequently heard criticisms being hurled at The Last Jedi is that writer-director Rian Johnson got the character of Luke Skywalker all wrong. This, in addition to some other histrionic complaints, led a small group of “fans” to do ridiculous things like craft drug-induced petitions to have the film…

Apparently Mark Hamill didn’t even spoil The Empire Strikes Back for his castmates

Though nowadays even the most basic aspects of a film can be considered spoilers, there were once only a handful of closely held secrets in film canon considered sacrosanct. One of those being (Spoiler alert!) the fact that Darth Vader is Luke’s father. In a recent appearance on The Graham Norton Show, Mark Hamill…

Resistance hero Mark Hamill is battling twisted villain Ted Cruz over net neutrality

Having decimated the important consumer-protection systems of net neutrality, FCC Supreme Leader Ajit Pai has deployed an extremely irritating video to seize military control of the galaxy—or at least to try and convince people that it’s totally cool when internet service providers can charge extra for access to…

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Mark Hamill indulges Stephen Colbert's inner Star Wars geek on The Late Show

One of the most endearing things about the resurgent movie juggernaut that is the Star Wars series is the re-entry into the public eye of the once and present Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill. On Friday’s Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Hamill showed his willingness—not to say eagerness—to portray Luke again at pretty much…

Jimmy Kimmel hosts the Star Wars: The Last Jedi cast, gets Rian Johnson to give up one measly spoiler

In an entertaining spectacle of corporate synergy, Disney-ABC property Jimmy Kimmel Live! gave over its Friday show to director Rian Johnson and most of the cast of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Such Jack Donaghy-esque product integration aside, the hour at least gave host Kimmel a chance to pepper the cast and director…

Spread some holiday fear with this horrific 2002 computer-animated Christmas special

If you’ve taken a look at Netflix in the past week or two, you’ve probably noticed an influx of insanely obscure and terrible looking Christmas movies. This yearly dump of Hallmark classics and straight-to-VHS trash can provide endless entertainment for those tired of watching A Christmas Story for the hundredth time.…

Watch Mark Hamill show up on Disney's Star Wars ride, blowing nerds' minds forever

Though it’s well known that there are 54 possible ride sequences for fans to experience on Disneyland’s Star Tours attraction, it’s unlikely anyone visiting the park imagined one of them would feature the real life Luke Skywalker. But this week, in the midst of receiving their hum-drum safety speech from a park…