Nothing brings people together like the thought of a crying Martin Shkreli getting his ass tossed into jail

Exultations rang out across the land this afternoon, as the news spread far and wide: Martin Shkreli, the smirking “Pharma Bro” who single-handedly ruined the United States Of America through his toxic mixture of arrogance, attention-seeking would-be supervillain antics, and a series of legitimately monstrous business…

Judge orders Martin Shkreli to give up Wu-Tang album, even though he supposedly sold it

As threatened back in December, judge Kiyo Matsuomoto has ordered annoying rich jerk (or maybe formerly rich jerk) Martin Shkreli to forfeit $7.36 million to the federal government as part of his fraud conviction—a sum that’s separate from any fines, penalties, or restitutions Shkreli may be ordered to pay once he’s…

Well, shit: Martin Shrkreli got his name into a Wu-Tang Clan song

Suggesting that there’s really nothing you can’t achieve in America if you set your mind to it—and don’t mind becoming an internationally reviled prison inmate in the process—“pharma bro” Martin Shkreli has successfully gotten a member of the Wu-Tang Clan to rap his name in a song. Specifically, the group’s new track,…

Martin Shkreli is selling his Wu-Tang album, possibly so that he can buy Hillary Clinton's hair

The supervillaining of Martin Shkreli took another step toward elaborate underground bases and plots to kill Superman this week, with MarketWatch reporting that the recently convicted “pharma bro”/would-be Voldemort has placed his one-of-a-kind copy of the Wu-Tang Clan’s Once Upon A Time In Shaolin on eBay, possibly as…

Martin Shkreli is buying up domain names related to journalists, and have we got a deal for him

In the wake of yet again becoming a national laughingstock thanks to potential jurors dunking on him with the force of a thousand pissed-off Wu-Tang Clan fans, Martin Shkreli is back in the news. Business Insider reports the walking YouTube comment has been steadily buying up domain names related to journalists who…

Read This: Potential jurors show no mercy to “pharma bro” Martin Shkreli

In the rare example of an evil person in our culture actually facing consequences for their evil actions, Martin “Big Rolls” Shkreli was recently convicted on three counts of security fraud and could face up to 20 years in prison. The trial leading up to that conviction, however, was an ordeal for everyone involved,…

Martin “Big Rolls” Shrkeli seems to think you can just pick your own prison nickname

Earlier today, we reported that human attention sponge Martin Shkreli had been convicted of multiple counts of securities fraud, and might face up to 20 years in prison. But, maintaining a stiff upper sneer, Shkreli responded to the charges in typical fashion, by hopping on a YouTube livestream and trying to get…

Martin Shkreli’s been convicted in real court, not just the one of public opinion

Most recent news has had us relying on the “kick in democracy’s ass” tag, but today, for the first time in a while, we’re able to break out the old “schadenfreude” label: The Associated Press reports that Martin Shkreli, a man only slightly less popular than Trump, has been convicted of securities fraud.

U-God sues the Wu-Tang Clan for his share of that Martin Shkreli money

Remember late last year when pharmaceutical price gouger Martin Shkreli bought an exclusive Wu-Tang Clan album called Once Upon A Time In Shaolin for $2 million and how that made everyone who wasn’t him sad, angry, and disgusted all at once? Well, Lamont “U-God” Hawkins certainly remembers, because he now claims he…

Martin Shkreli celebrates Trump win by sharing secret Wu-Tang Clan songs

As the dust settles over the country’s implosion, there’s one guy who’s up to the task of dancing on progress’ grave. Former pharma-bro and current owner of a coveted Wu-Tang Clan album Martin Shkreli is living up to the promise he made to provide the soundtrack with which to watch the world burn. In late October,…

Noted shithead Martin Shkreli promises unreleased Nirvana tracks if Trump elected

In the liner notes to Incesticide, Kurt Cobain writes, “At this point I have a request for our fans. If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us—leave us the fuck alone! Don’t come to our shows and don’t buy our records.” We now know Cobain fucked…

Martin Shkreli gets roasted in Between Two Ferns-style interview

There’s been so much bashing of Big Pharma punching bag Martin Shkreli over the last year or so, you’d be forgiven for thinking his stuffing had been thoroughly knocked out. And yet, Seriously.tv’s Mary Houlihan has found a way to make mocking “Martin Skrillex” feel fresh again, posting an interview with the drug…