God’s plan for Mike Pence was to be an ambitious stooge who’d rat out his friends over a keg

The Atlantic has a lengthy, must-read profile on Mike Pence, the boil-in-bag politician who has found his greatest career calling as the soothingly banal evil to Donald Trump’s more unhinged variety, like the warm milk chaser to eating broken glass. Titled “God’s Plan For Mike Pence,” it pivots around a familiar…

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Mike Pence supporters are getting back at Hollywood libs by refusing to drink whiskey

It seems memetic warfare has given way to brand warfare for the brain geniuses of the alt-right, who’ve developed a curious way of owning the libs these days. Last week, for example, Nazi rag the Daily Stormer and a slew of other racists began heartily expressing their love for Papa John’s after its scumbag CEO said…

The President Show gifts Donald Trump with frightening moments of self-awareness

In Michael D’Antonio’s 2015 biography on Donald Trump, Never Enough, Trump is quoted as saying “I don’t engage in self-analysis, because I might not like what I see.” It’s a rare and accurate moment of inner reflection for the current president of the United States. Unfortunately, he refuses to explore the observation…

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Trump’s administration seems a little less sinister set to The Office’s theme song

The scrappy, buoyant theme of NBC’s The Office set the tone of the show perfectly: Here’s a group of warm-hearted souls doing their best (and sometimes failing) in an office not unlike your own. Turns out the song’s powers aren’t limited to the Michael Scotts and Dwight Schrutes of our world. In a clip called “The…

Thanks to the internet, Mike Pence is one of Planned Parenthood’s biggest donors

When Donald Trump assumes the presidency in January, he brings with him Indiana governor Mike Pence, a dyed-in-the-wool conservative whose record on reproductive rights—not to mention his support for so-called “conversion therapy”—has a lot of people legitimately spooked. But, as reported by New York, some of those…

National Registry Of White Males will track America’s most dangerous demographic

Among the many proposed initiatives once thought to invalidate him for the office of president, Donald Trump has floated the idea of a Muslim registry multiple times, as well as called for a ban on Muslims entering the United States until the government “can figure out what the hell is going on.” Now that he is going…

Mike Pence somehow wasn’t “offended” by the Hamilton cast’s calls for unity

On Friday night, Vice President-elect Mike Pence decided to start enjoying some of the benefits afforded to a person whose political status has just risen unpredictably high by taking in a showing of the smash-hit Broadway sensation Hamilton. Unfortunately for Pence, he happens to have a bit of a reputation for being…