In what we can only assume was a courtly, measured affair of shared admiration, light ribaldry, and only the gentlest of flirtations between woo-er and woo-ee, Pitchfork reports that Kanye West has finally agreed to help the professional masturbation facilitators at PornHub creatively direct their first annual awards…
There are few means of promotion more coveted than the celebrity endorsement. As we’ve seen time and again, a Beyoncé lyric can revitalize a fledging brand, while a rebuke from a Jenner can crater a company’s stock. When Kanye West unabashedly flew his freak flag for Pornhub on Jimmy Kimmel last month, the streamer…
Kanye West went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, talking about all the things you’d expect a mercurial superstar to chat about on national TV: His wife, his work, his politics, his preferred masturbation habits. That last one came up when West responded to a question from Kimmel about his attitudes toward women in…
Last Saturday, the people of Hawaii found themselves greeted with a horrific and alarming sight: An all-caps cellphone warning from the government, stating that a ballistic missile had been launched toward the islands, complete with a very serious looking “THIS IS NOT A DRILL.” It was, though, thankfully, a very…
In news that might be good for Hamilton fans—but bad for those sincerely looking for erotic footage of “revolutionary twinks”—it looks like admirers of Lin-Manuel Miranda’s breakout historical musical might have a new venue in which to indulge their love of rhythmically rhyming founding fathers: PornHub.
The horde of avocado-loving young people we lump together under the name “millennials” have set their sights on another one of America’s beloved heritage industries, with Playboy and Pornhub both reporting that boobs, that old sexual titillation stand-by, are no longer a hot commodity among the 18-to-24 set. This is…
Surprisingly giving for a site that’s all about self-gratification, Pornhub regularly launches charitable initiatives under its “Pornhub Cares” banner, which aims to deep-dick the world’s problems. For its latest philanthropic gesture, timed for March 16 and National Panda Day, it’s tackling the underpopulation of the…
As fans of The CW’s actually pretty good Riverdale know, it’s totally possible to make Archie Comics sexy. Just slap some abs on the titular redhead, and then play up the whole “Betty and Veronica are fighting over Archie” storyline. That’s pretty much what’s happening on Riverdale—plus a pretty hacky “Archie fucks…
Pizza delivery is a time-honored porn tradition. Some well-muscled “delivery guy” shows up at a babe’s house, they sort of hit it off, and the next think you know, they’re going at it like Papa John’s parents 60-odd years ago. But while the concept might seem tired—and it is—it’s apparently still in vogue, at least…
Cleveland’s long dry spell between sports championships finally came to an end on Sunday when Lebron James led the Cavaliers to victory over the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Finals. Fans were thrilled, of course, posting congratulatory notices on social media and extinguishing the sage or whatever they were…
When most people say, “Fuck Donald Trump,” they don’t mean it literally because, regardless of whether they’re gay, straight, or questioning, the GOP candidate is a monstrous purveyor of hateful rhetoric, and also orange. Now, Uproxx reports that PornHub and the aptly named BaDoinkVR are offering a Trump-centric porn…
By making thousands of hours of pornography available to anyone with an internet connection, Pornhub has inadvertently contributed to making this country more sedentary than it already is. As passive viewers enjoy watching various bangs, they may be neglecting their physical well-being. The Pornhub team apologizes for…
Good news for fans of entirely inappropriate uncle-niece relationships and canned laughter: There’s a Full House porn parody now, God help us all. WoodRocket, a company that basically makes all of its money by asking crude facsimiles of pop culture icons to have sex with each other, has teamed with PornHub to…
In what may either be a winking reference to one of its more popular subgenres or an earnest attempt to help offset the patently ridiculous cost of a college education in America today, The Washington Post reports that Pornhub has established a scholarship fund as part of its “Pornhub Cares” program. On a page as…
Never one to pass on a gimmick in the service of catering to your naked lady fetish, PornHub is attempting to crowdsource $3.4 million to film what would probably be the first ever sex in space. (It’ll definitely the first-ever filmed sex in space.) The project’s Indiegogo page explains in detail, citing “great minds…
As evidenced by the hiring of Coolio to rap about masturbating, Pornhub Records is not some tossed-off lark. It is a growing enterprise that aims to attract and nurture musical artists, in much the same way it has attracted and nurtured fans of sex without all that tedious exposition. So today, PornHub has announced…
Because porn stars and washed-up rappers go together like condom demonstrations and horrified middle schoolers, Coolio has apparently given up on becoming a chef and signed a deal to release his new music exclusively through Pornhub.
In honor of Arbor Day, the most magical holiday of them all, Pornhub has announced that it will plant one tree for every 100 “Big Dick” videos watched on the site. The campaign is ongoing now for the week following Arbor Day, and as seen above, the number of trees planted is already above 10,000 (and it increased by…
