Calling Tomi Lahren “Tammy” is the joke that keeps giving

Fox News’ Tomi Lahren is living proof that The Picture Of Dorian Gray is a work of nonfiction, as a soul so bitter and fundamentally out of touch as hers could only have emerged from a time when slavery was still legal. She’s built a career on breathing new life into antiquated phrases like “race card,” and willingly…

Tomi Lahren triggers lib snowflakes by glaring queasily into the middle distance

Fox News contributor, ObamaCare beneficiary, and descendent of immigrants Tomi Lahren is the Veruca Salt of the alt-right, a privileged, bloviating ghoul who won’t stop stomping her feet until all the libs are owned. Her latest stab at relevance comes in the form of the below image, which was posted by Conservative…

Today in irony: Tomi Lahren's ancestor was prosecuted for forging immigration papers

It’s almost as if cruelty and willful ignorance were related or something. In a story published on left-leaning political site Wonkette, genealogist Jennifer Mendelsohn revealed yesterday that Tomi “locks her car doors when passing a Taco Bell” Lahren is descended from one of those criminal immigrants she wants…

Tomi Lahren kicks off Fox News tenure by admitting it's full of shit

All-caps commentator and Fatherland’s End catalog model Tomi Lahren has only been a part of the Fox News family for a couple of days, making her first, Eliza Doolittle-like descent along the grand staircase into Sean Hannity’s hellmouth. But she’s already proving why she’s one of today’s most respected journalists…

Tomi Lahren says she’s sad to no longer be on TV in TV interview

Leave it to Tomi Lahren to be upset about a paid hiatus. The former-ish contributor to Glenn Beck’s The Blaze is currently in employment limbo, having been “permanently banned” from vomiting ignorant race-baiting bullshit on the conservative multimedia platform late last month. She’s still collecting paychecks,…

Tomi Lahren now suing Glenn Beck and The Blaze for wrongful termination

Tomi Lahren—a well-known advocate for the government keeping its nose out of people’s business—is now asking the government to stick its nose into her business, by suing Glenn Beck and his web site The Blaze for wrongful termination. Lahren’s claim stems from reports that she and her shows were ”banned permanently”…

Tomi Lahren “banned permanently” from TheBlaze, report claims

Hope Tomi Lahren has a firm grip on her designer bootstraps, because the controversy-courting conservative talking head—who’s made a career out of insulting feminists, Black Lives Matter activists, immigrants, refugees, millennials, and basically everyone but the old white men who (used to) employ her—has been “banned…