Ludacris apparently hanging out at grocery stores, buying people’s food

The following is a public service announcement: At this very moment, famed Atlanta rapper turned movie star Chris “Ludacris” Bridges is potentially lying in wait at your local grocery store, ready, at any moment, to pose for a selfie or buy you some groceries. This report comes to us from The New York Times, who…

Attention, shoppers: Amazon follows through on Whole Foods price-cutting plan

Mirroring the same expeditious manner that saw its $13.7 billion acquisition of Whole Foods zip through the FTC’s express lane, Amazon is already following through on promises to slash prices at the notoriously upscale supermarket. According to Bloomberg, some prices went down as much as 43 percent on Amazon’s first…

Read this dystopian vision of a future controlled by Amazon and Whole Foods

Since buying Whole Foods for $13.7 billion in June, Amazon has said it has no intention of automating the company. We all know, however, that Jeff Bezos just muttered the “yet” at the end of that sentence under his breath. It’s only a matter of time, one can imagine, until the company does to food what it’s done to…

Indulge in the organic luxury of Whole Foods’ emoji-based recipe generator

Ensuring that we can all keep using the word “adult” as a verb without ever venturing into the terrifying territory of “mature,” the high-end grocery experts at Whole Foods have made it possible to snag their hottest recipes using nothing but emoji. Patrons of the organic guilt wonderland can send a Facebook message…

Singer Gabriel Gundacker really, really wants to meet Richard Dreyfuss

It’s important to have goals and YouTuber Gabriel Gundacker has expressed his in song with “I Wanna Meet Richard Dreyfuss.” The surprisingly soulful ditty is exactly what its title suggests: an impassioned plea for a personal encounter, however brief, with the Oscar-winning star of The Goodbye Girl, American Graffiti,…