Tonight, Tyra Banks will shrug her shoulders from her perch at the edge of the abyss and halfway around the world a young child in Madagascar will be overcome with a bout of heaving uncontrollable sobs, the force of which will be so great he will fall to his knees, tears leaking down his face, until the great wave of sadness finally, mercifully passes (at around 9pm EST). Yes, it's that time again, time for Tyra to nod her impossibly teased hair in the direction of one shivering, frightened popsicle-stick-person and say, "You'll do." It's time for the America's Next Top Model cycle/season finale. And Genevieve Koski and I will be liveblogging it in TV Club starting at 8pm EST, complete with ire, casual mentions of Olympia Dukakis, and polls. (So many polls to participate in! It's just what your great, great, great grandparents dreamed for their progeny when they came to this country so many years ago.)