The French military is proud to unveil its very own hoverboard-riding, rifle-toting supervillain

Bastille Day is celebrated each July 14th as the French National Day and a commemoration of the Storming Of The Bastille, an important event during the French Revolution in which 18th century commoners mounted up on hoverboards and buzzed around the Parisian prison in open revolt against Louis XVI’s government forces.
For centuries, France has been unable to replicate the technology used in this historic moment, Robespierre having eaten the production blueprints during the fevered paranoia of the Reign Of Terror in an effort to keep its secrets from falling into counterrevolutionary hands. This year, however, as part of the country’s display of national might, the militarized hoverboard has been unveiled once more.
President Emmanuel Macron tweeted out a clip from this year’s military parade that shows the latest marvel to be borne of France’s “modern and innovative” army: a dude in a helmet, flying above the Champs-Élysées on a levitating platform while holding a rifle. As The Guardian’s Angelique Chrisafis reports, the country’s terrifying new hovertrooper is “former jetskiing champion and military reservist Franky Zapata” and his vehicle was designed with help from the French military.