The Giant Mechanical Man
Jenna Fischer trudges joylessly through the independent quirk-fest The Giant Mechanical Man with all the pep of a condemned man being led to the gallows. It’s easy to see why Fischer is so determinedly morose: Her bubbly sister (Malin Akerman) knows so little about her that Akerman aggressively tries to set up her wallflower sister with a Fabio-haired self-help guru (a painfully miscast Topher Grace) so smarmy, smug, and self-absorbed that his ideal partner would be a mirror attached to a tape recorder capable of capturing his deep thoughts for posterity. Fischer is so professionally unmotivated that she can barely hold onto a job selling grape drink in gorilla-shaped containers at the zoo. A silent-movie lover prone to weird dreams about her teeth falling out, Fischer is fatally out of step with the crazy, callous modern world, but she might just be perfect for a similarly angst-ridden oddball (Chris Messina) who begins working at the zoo with Fischer after his ambitious girlfriend moves out and he’s apparently unable to pay the rent on his massive loft solely with the money he makes pretending to be a silver-skinned robot-man for rubberneckers’ spare change.