The new trailer for Zack Snyder's Justice League is here, in all its ridiculously melodramatic glory

Zack Snyder’s Justice League Screenshot: YouTube
This morning, HBO Max released a new trailer for Zack Snyder’s Justice League, a.k.a. “the Snyder cut,” a.k.a. “a very expensive remake of a movie that people generally didn’t like the first time around but now it’s four hours long and Zack Snyder has been given free rein to do whatever the hell he wants with it.” As you can probably guess, the new trailer is extremely serious and dramatic, which at least befits the amount of internet fervor that Snyder loyalists have built up for every little scrap of information about this thing, but it all might seem a little, you know, ridiculous to the non-converted—especially considering how much of this is CG monsters hurling CG energy blasts at CG superheroes.