The Night’s Watch meets Overwatch in Conan’s latest Clueless Gamer clip

By William Hughes | May 24, 2016 | 2:21am

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Never let it be said that Conan O’Brien—or at least his staff on Conan—don’t still have their fingers on the pulse of pop culture. O’Brien’s been doing his Clueless Gamer segments for a while now, combining popular celebrities with popular games, and then giving O’Brien free reign to make fun of everything in his reach. But tonight, he managed to push together two of the hottest entities in the world right now, bringing Game Of Thrones’ fractious siblings, Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey, into a “sensual,” “vagina-like” room, and sitting them down with Blizzard Entertainment’s new multiplayer shooter Overwatch, which comes out today.

And while the best acting moment in the clip—as always—is the four seconds of contractually mandated airtime in which Conan O’Brien has to pretend he gives even an iota of a shit about the game, everybody seems to be having fun: talking smack, harassing the poor Conan staffer trying to keep them on topic, and literally tearing O’Brien’s replica Iron Throne to pieces. Also, they do manage to hit upon one of Overwatch’s most notable features: the very shiny and sexualized posteriors of some of the game’s characters, leading to an orgy of jiggling flesh, violence, and Peter Dinklage attempting to simulate oral sex on Conan O’Brien with a replica of his own head.