The Osbournes variety show coming. Seriously.

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What, did everybody get a variety show today? Hot on the heels of the announcement of Elvis Costello's Spectacle comes news of The Osbourne Family Smile-Time Variety Hour [Ed. note: Actual title may contain significantly less Simpsons references] slated to debut with a Christmas special later this year. The show is "envisioned as a throwback to variety classics hosted in the 1970s by Sonny and Cher and by Donny and Marie Osmond," and will reunite the entire Osbourne clan—adorably acid-fried Ozzy, strident Sharon, "adrenaline junkie" Jack, probably contagious Kelly—in a show that "taps into what the Osbournes do best, which is be themselves." Some of the ideas being tossed around are: