Here’s your first look at the upcoming batshit adaptation of William Shakespeare’s final play The Tempest from director Julie Taymor—excuse us: visionary director Julie Taymor, as this preview helpfully reminds us—in all its eye-searingly CGIed glory. The film stars Helen Mirren as a gender-reversed version of sorcerer Prospero, who seeks revenge for her banishment to a lost island by conjuring a storm that will bring all of her enemies to her, where she then forces them all to choke down a fat bag of mescaline. Or rather, that’s what it looks like, judging by the hail of glowing winged hellbeasts and flaming dogs bursting forth here in a whirling vortex of orange-and-teal grotesquery, as a sparkly, feathered Mirren wields her magic wand and gravely intones, “Thou shalt have cramps.” Indeed.