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Tara and Johnny are on thin ice in this week's The Traitors

The Faithfuls have their eyes set on the Olympians.

Tara and Johnny are on thin ice in this week's The Traitors

“I need a helmet and an adult diaper because I am about to shit my pants and my head is gonna explode.” And thus begins Eric Nam’s foray into Traitor-dom. This week’s The Traitors picks up with Nam’s knee-buckling reaction to the reveal that castle golden boy Rob Rausch has been dangerously duplicitous these last six weeks. (Rausch’s fittingly laconic response? “Sup, player?”) 

Faced with certain death, Nam unsurprisingly decides to join forces with Rob and agrees to the recruitment—though he is rightfully worried that Rob will do as Rob does snake-charm his way to a solo win at Eric’s expense—but is horrified to learn that, immediately upon getting cloaked by Rob, the two Traitors have to climb up to the turret and murder one of the remaining players. 

There are only three more roundtables, Rob reasons, and only two where he can utilize his dagger advantage, so they have to play smart here. It’s between Natalie Anderson, a considerable threat; Stephen Colletti, a well-liked decoy; or Dorinda Medley, Rob’s biggest fan. The fellas end up choosing Dorinda, seemingly to get the scent off Rob. “The queen’s gotta get back to Bluestone Manor!” the Housewife declares after reading her murder missive in full-length gloves and a misguided Scottish brogue. We’ll miss you Medley. You made it nice!

It’s a surprise that rings out throughout castle breakfast the next morning (“What the f*** did she do?!” Kristen Kish wonders about Dorinda’s out-of-nowhere death), no more so than for Stephen, who so believed it was his time that his bags were fully packed and ready. Such pronouncements earn the suspicion of Natalie, who reads his morningtime behavior as false: “I think I need to start looking closer and not take everything for face value.” Elsewhere, Eric is trying to dull the nerves of his first post-murder breakfast by stress-shoveling croissants down his throat. 

Johnny Weir also has concerns about Colletti, especially after catching him and dearly departed traitor Candiace Dillard Bassett having a sneaky one-on-one sitdown during last week’s ep. However, BFF Tara Lipinski alerts him that his name is being thrown around the grounds, and she’s ready to defend her ally. “I will do anything for Johnny. Part of our plan and strategy was to come into this castle and not let anyone know how tight we are. But they picked the wrong girl to mess with her best friend.” She pulls Kristen for a chat to add more fuel to the Stephen flames, but it majorly backfires on the Olympian, with Kish admitting that she believes Lipinski herself to be one of the Traitors.

That theory isn’t helped one bit by this week’s mission, which has the players climb into life-sized lidded boxes where they have to answer questions about the Traitors’ opinions of them. The catch? The Traitors themselves haven’t yet answered those questions and have to do so during the mission itself, climbing out of their respective boxes and deliberating without the other competitors hearing them. It’s a tense one, for sure, Rob notes. But he and Eric decide to simplify things by answering Tara for every question, forfeiting the mission’s cash as a result. “It’s far more important to confuse them than get more money,” Rausch reasons.

The Faithfuls eventually realize the ruse by the final question and decide to unanimously answer Tara so that they can at least add some dough to the prize pot. Well, they all decide to do that except Johnny and Tara, which does little to quiet any of the conjecture around them. It’s not a surprise, then, that the Traitors shortlist the ice-skating pair for murder that very evening, along with Kristen and Natalie.  

Before we find out who is killed by the Traitors, though, there’s yet another banishment to get through, and the Faithfuls’ early plan to target Johnny is redirected toward Stephen at the prompting of Natalie. Kristen is adamant, though, that no matter how the group votes, she’s putting Tara’s name down.

Coming clean that they’re IRL besties, Tara and Johnny go into the evening’s roundtable as a unit, with both athletes doggedly assuring the others of their respective faithfulness and in the same breath pointing their arrows at Stephen. That plan works, with the majority voting the Laguna Beach alum out of the castle, prompting an understandably bitter reveal from Colletti that he’s a Faithful. “You blew it,” he gripes upon his exit. 

Later, Rob declares Tara and Johnny’s friendship reveal a stupid move, as it simply proves how good they are at hiding a secret. But he might want to focus his energies on his own ally, as Kristen immediately clocks Eric’s hesitancy in participating in the night’s roundtable discussion. “But you have to have your own opinion,” she criticizes Nam’s argument about being confused by the group’s last-minute switch-up from Johnny to Stephen. She informs Rob and Mark Ballas about her growing trust issues: “If I’m murdered tomorrow, just look at Eric.”

Needless to say, the Traitors are sweating up in that turret. “It’s pretty bad,” Rob admits. But they’ve got killing to do and four potential victims: Natalie, Kristen, Tara, and Johnny. Each of the quartet receives middle-of-the-night notes inviting them down to the dungeon, where a jack-in-the-box will reveal their fate…but not until next Thursday. 

Stray observations

  • • Things I desperately need after watching this week’s episode: 
    • • Alan Cumming’s fur-lined navy cape.
    • • A Traitors reunion held at Bluestone Manor.
    • • A GIF of Mark’s fabulous door-slamming spin.
    • • And for Johnny and Tara to win the whole damn thing. Hear me out: The pals have not been playing smart this entire season (Weir’s own words: “We don’t know anything; why do we even keep trying?”) but the thought of those two dolts taking the win after all of Rob’s dastardly hijinks would be truly funny TV. 

Christina Izzo is a contributor to The A.V. Club.  

 
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