The unofficial anthem of self-isolation is a total earworm and we can’t stop listening, send help

On March 4, or roughly 98 weeks ago in 2020 time, a 20-year-old musician named Curtis Roach uploaded the following video to TikTok. He was, we suspect, bored in the house and in the house bored. Oh, this sweet summer child. Little did he know what was coming.
@curtisroach You ever be bored at the house bored?🔥🔥 #checkthisout #bored #fyp #foryou #xycba #rap #viral
If week one of extensive self-isolation and quarantining in the United States has an anthem, it is “Bored in the house and I’m in the house bored,” and we cannot stop listening to it. And if you’re using TikTok—and come on, admit it, you downloaded TikTok on day four of this nonsense—chances are you couldn’t escape it even if you wanted to, because it’s everywhere.
Here’s 15-year-old Charli D’Amelio, who has 40 million followers in the app, using the sound:
@charlidamelio
Here’s Tyga, dancing in his palatial fucking kitchen and then zipping around near his pool table and tiger skin rug:
@tyga Bored af