Over the weekend, the world learned with great regret that pop-punk icon Avril Lavigne had passed away. This was not announced by authorities or the beloved recording artist’s family, but by Twitter user @givenchyass, who was also forced to inform readers that this actually occurred in 2003 and that a look-alike has been performing as Lavigne ever since.
As far as conspiracy theories go, it’s a good one, and it’s grown more convincing as more users have begun to sniff out evidence. The core of the theory has been kicking around for years among Lavigne fans, but the gist of it is that when Lavigne first became famous, she disliked all the attention and so hired an incredibly convincing look-alike named Melissa Vandella to distract paparazzi. The two became friends, and purportedly Vandella was taught to sing and perform like Lavigne. Shortly before recording her second record, though, Lavigne’s grandfather, with whom she was particularly close, died, leading to a troubled recording session during which Lavigne reportedly cried between takes and even attempted to commit suicide.
It is here that the story breaks with reality—or at least the conventional reality that the mainstream media has been spoon-feeding us sheeple for a decade and a half—by positing that Lavigne succeeded in one of these attempts, hanging herself in 2003. Thus her second album features the original Lavigne, but promotion and performances for the album were done by Vandella. Photos and interviews (some of which are below) back this up. In 2007, “they”—meaning Vandella and whichever handlers have conspired to convince the world that Lavigne is still alive—made a full album, The Best Damn Thing, and the style is markedly different, as one of @givenchyass’s video mock-ups displays:
Since then, though, more and more people have found evidence for the theory, attaining a sort of crowd-sourced legitimacy. There are jawline truthers:
okay but look at the difference of the jawline!! avril in 2002 (left) vs melissa in 2014 (right) @givenchyass CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED pic.twitter.com/FFBnji9emw
— goth princess (@angeldelemuerte) May 14, 2017
Eye-line truthers: