Today's attempt at keeping a baseline level of Zach-Braff-induced anger in my system is particularly effective.
It's a clip of Braff being interviewed for Entertainment Weekly's "Inspirations" online video series. (I don't really know what that means, either, but it has something to do with Diet Coke, and is preceded by a clip of Christina Ricci looking like a cross between Betty Boop and a lollipop.)
Go watch the clip here, but beware. It's easily the most annoying thing I've ever seen. Watching it is like slowly lowering yourself into a tub filled with ice water. The numbness comes, but not quickly enough.
Still, I learned a lot of cold, hard facts from this interview, namely: