There’s a Riverdale porn parody now, in case you wanted to see Archie bone
As fans of The CW’s actually pretty good Riverdale know, it’s totally possible to make Archie Comics sexy. Just slap some abs on the titular redhead, and then play up the whole “Betty and Veronica are fighting over Archie” storyline. That’s pretty much what’s happening on Riverdale—plus a pretty hacky “Archie fucks his teacher” storyline—and it’s surprisingly compelling.
