This week we’re barely putting up with Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever

By Amelie Gillette  |  November 26, 2014 | 5:00pm
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A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.

The return of Investigation Discovery’s least tawdry program, A Crime To Remember. It’s like Mad Men, if Mad Men was made by the same network that brought you Swamp Murders and Wives With Knives.

Top Chef Goes To Boston. It was true ofThe Real World, and it’s even more true with Top Chef, but when your reality show hits Boston, you’ve officially run out of settings.

ABC’s CMA Country Christmas. You know what they say: Keep the Brad Paisley in Christmas.

KFC’s edible pile of mush, the Loaded Potato Bowl. It’s mashed potatoes, chicken tenders, corn, bacon sauce, and cheese all mushed together in a convenient plastic bowl. It’s also a rare opportunity to eat a food looks like it came pre-digested.

Jaden and Willow Smith, musicians, quantum physicists. Pretty sure Will and Jada only had their reverse-gender-namesakes to make themselves seem more normal by comparison.

Lifetime’s inadvisable holiday movie, Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever. Finally, an answer to the question no one would ever ask: How does a meme celebrate Christmas?

News stories about Black Friday. Shopping the day after Thanksgiving is the retail equivalent of watching NASCAR: Everyone is hoping for a trampling to break up the monotony.

 
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