The completely inexplicable movie version of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Does it count as an adaptation if no one can remember the original?
E!’s latest attempt to leaf-cut the Kardashians, Stewarts & Hamiltons. Everyone who hung out with Paris Hilton in 2006 will be famous on E! for at least one reality-show season.
Fiat’s disconcerting Viagra-in-the-gas-tank commercials. Who wouldn’t want to drive a tiny car with a chemically induced boner?
MTV’s after-school-special-level documentary, White People. There are episodes of The Challenge that have deeper discussions of race.
Bud Light Lime’s seasonal abomination (plus strawberry flavor!), the Straw-Ber-Rita. It’s summer in a can! It’s also the carbonated strawberry ChapStick in a can!
