The 20-years too late sequel, Dumb And Dumber To. The idea of doing a sequel 20 years after the original is the dumbest thing in the movie.
The Hallmark Channel’s annual parade of milquetoast made-for-TV holiday movies, Countdown To Christmas. This is different from Hallmark Channel’s usual parade of milquetoast made-for-TV movies, because these all have the words “Angel,” Snow,” or “Christmas” in the title.
Ads featuring Kevin Spacey in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare. The graphics are stunning: It really feels like you’re watching the real Kevin Spacey in the real House Of Cards.
Victoria’s Secret $2 million, jewel-encrusted bras. Truly, nothing is sexier than a woman in an overpriced bra bedazzled with stones even Jared would reject.
Starbucks’ latest attempt to artificially flavor the season: The Chestnut Praline Latte. Chestnut AND praline? Pick a “flavor of the holidays” lane, Starbucks.
