TikTok youth makes very convincing argument for why every Star Wars movie has the wrong title
TikTok is under attack and we must protect our precious youths at all costs. (All the older people making TikToks about their Amazon finds and those Goop-y spice jar labels can go to hell, though.) Those wondering why TikTok is worth preserving need look no further than this curly-haired young man who goes by the name of “fake.disney.facts,” and whose page is populated with Tiks and Toks featuring absolutely BRILLIANT ideas on how Disney can improve its parks and intellectual property. This kid is out here just giving this shit away for free—a true testament to the youth and their generosity of spirit. Here he is making a very convincing argument for why the Star Wars movies all have the wrong title, and how simply swapping those titles out among the nine (how did we let this happen) movies could really clear some things up: