As you may have read and been infuriated by already, Zach Braff—presumably a millionaire several times over, right?—has turned to Kickstarter looking for $2 million to complete his directorial follow-up to 2004's Garden State, that movie you used to like a lot but hate in hindsight. Not-very-merry prankster Tim Heidecker has offered up a page for Braff's script via Twitter: It's a scene that refers to the Kickstarter campaign itself. Layers upon layers. Heidecker will likely not be invited to participate, but at least he gave it a shot.
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