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You’ll find a selection of the day’s best deals below, but for more, be sure to visit Kinja Deals.
Suaoki flashlight with 10,400mAh battery, seatbelt cutter, and window hammer, $21 with code HLPC6BUD
$21 for a rechargeable Cree LED flashlight would be a pretty good deal under any circumstances, but this one includes a seatbelt cutter, window hammer, and even a 10,400mAh USB battery charger. Plus, with IPX6 waterproofing, meaning you could even take it for a swim.
Our readers recently named Anker PowerPort as their favorite line of USB charging hubs, and the PowerPort Speed 5 is on sale for $30 today, one of the best prices we’ve ever seen. This particular model includes not one, but two Quick Charge 3.0 ports to juice up compatible Android devices up to 80% faster.
OxyLED toilet light, $5 with code 1OXYTN01
You probably looked at that image up there and laughed. But let me tell you, there’s nothing funny about using the bathroom in the middle of the night and having to turn on an overhead light to see where you’re going. Because as soon as you hit that switch, you know you’re not getting back to sleep for another hour.
OxyLED’s motion-sensing toilet lights fit on just about any toilet, and can output 12 different colors of light without wreaking havoc on your circadian rhythms. For a limited time, you can score one for just $5 with code 1OXYTN01.
Squatty Potty 9”, $20
I don’t mean to alarm you, but you’re probably pooping all wrong. Luckily, there’s an easy solution: Squatty Potty, marked down to $20 today, from its usual $25.
Squatty Potty is designed to lift your legs into an ideal bowel movement position, and according to Amazon reviewers at least, it really works. I can’t really overstate how popular this thing has been with our readers over the past year or so, and discounts of this size are extremely rare, so it’s time to purchase or get off the pot.
It’s been over a month since the last time we posted a deal on Haribo Gold Bears, so you’ve finished your last bag and you’re ready for a resupply, Amazon’s marked it back down to $10 with Subscribe & Save, or $11 with standard shipping.
And fear not: These aren’t the sugar-free ones that famously do horrible things to you body.
If you’ve had your eyes on a Fitbit (may we recommend the new Alta HR?), or wanted to get one for Mom this month, the entire lineup is on sale right now on Amazon, with discounts ranging from $20 to $50.
Schoolhouse Rock, $7
Personally, I’m waiting for the gritty reboot where Bill takes a tire iron to the kneecaps of poor people and sets fire to Planned Parenthood facilities while pounding Bud Light, but if you feel like reliving the Schoolhouse Rock of your childhood, the 30th anniversary DVD is just $7 right now.
Prey, $48 for Prime members. Discount shown at checkout.
I know there’s been an overwhelming deluge of new games lately, but if you were a fan of Bioshock or Dishonored, you should consider picking up Prey for $48 while the Prime discount is still available. As always, this promotion is only valid on physical games, and you won’t see the discount until checkout.
For the rest of today’s best deals, be sure to head over to Kinja Deals.