Today's Chris Brown outrage: Using "I promise not to beat you" as a pickup line

Chris Brown appears to be standing at the precipice of a Charlie Sheen-esque breakdown, only his drug isn't whatever Sheen was inhaling but wanton cluelessness. Brown's latest outrage related to his inability to not be a total jerkface about his beating-up-Rihanna baggage comes from Us Weekly, which cites a "source" claiming that the singer used "Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!" as a pickup line on a woman at an L.A. gift lounge last Friday. When asked for comment, Brown's representative told Us, "I'd be surprised if Chris said something that stupid," which means Brown's handlers must walk around in a state of perpetual shock these days. [via Rolling Stone]