Tom Cruise just can't stop thinking about aliens

Having recently freed himself from the earthly bonds of matrimony, Tom Cruise is filling the interim before he returns to perusing binders full of women (#hilariouspoliticalcommentary) for the next Mrs. Cruise by concentrating on aliens even more than usual. Cruise recently completed the alien soul-possessed Oblivion and All You Need Is Kill, and he's now said to be circling Our Name Is Adam, a sci-fi project from Pacific Rim and Noah producer Mary Parent. Details are murky at this time, but any suggestion that the combination of sci-fi setting and origin-of-man references in the title and producer's recent credits might bear some similarity to the tenets of a certain religion that could make the story more attractive to Cruise are purely speculative, and not at all grounds for lawsuit or harassment.

 
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