Trace Adkins got into a fight with a Trace Adkins impersonator, but was really just fighting himself
In a story unusually fraught with Jungian implications, even for the mapping of the collective unconscious that is country music, TMZ reports that country music star Trace Adkins has checked himself into rehab after fighting with a Trace Adkins impersonator. The Celebrity Apprentice winner was reportedly headlining a “country cruise headed to Jamaica,” when the cognitive dissonance of those words appearing in the same sentence together was compounded by his encountering of a Trace Adkins copy who, if he does not perform under the name “Traced Adkins,” should begin doing so immediately.