Track list for R. Kelly's Black Panties suggests he still enjoys sex, singing about sex

Noted enjoyer of sex R. Kelly has released the cover art and track list for his upcoming Black Panties, a concept album about how R. Kelly really likes black panties—but not as much as removing said black panties, to access the vagina. The record comes in both regular and deluxe editions: The "regular" cover features R. Kelly in a Phantom Of The Opera mask, playing a topless woman like a cello; the dubiously “deluxe” cover features a rather provincial scene of R. Kelly lounging in a pile of women in black underwear, presumably a candid shot taken in his off-hours.

The track list continues along those lines and—while we’ve yet to actually hear anything beyond the 2 Chainz duet “My Story”—we’re fairly confident in what these are all about, as seen in the parenthetical subtitles we added here.

1. "Legs Shakin' (Because Of The Sex)”

2. "Cookie (A Euphemism For Sex I Will Now Explain In Great Detail)"

3. "Throw This Money on You (Seeing As You Are A Stripper With Whom I’m Going To Have Sex)"

4. "Prelude (To Sex, Which Is Really Just More Sex)"

5. "Marry The Pussy (Then Find A Nice Home With The Pussy, With A Fixed 30-Year Mortgage; Trust Me, Pussy, It's A Buyer's Market)"

6. "You Deserve Better (So Here Is My Penis)"

7. "Genius (Marie Curie’s Advancements In Radioactivity Research)"