Billboard is reporting that Eminem's long-awaited new album, Relapse, will be out May 19—and that it'll be followed later in the year by the cunningly titled Relapse 2. Many of the tracks were produced by Dr. Dre, which bodes well. All of the tracks were written by Eminem circa now, which bodes not as well. Also boding not that well: "Crack A Bottle," which you can listen to (and watch a homemade video) below. I think we can all agree it's no "Just Don't Give A Fuck" or even "The Real Slim Shady."