As announced via Facebook update—which connotes precisely the sort of effort and zeal that will go into its production, no doubt—there will indeed be a Scary Movie 5, even though it seems like Scary Movie 5 was already on Comedy Central yesterday afternoon. It was not, apparently. Anyway, no word yet on who will direct it (though David Zucker seems likely to return), whether Anna Faris will be back (though, come on), or how much of the film will be given over to spoofing Paranormal Activity specifically (say, 60 percent). Here we would normally offer some commentary on the general enthusiasm for the project, but we think this just about sums it up: