Vatican now investigating how Pope Francis' Instagram liked photo of woman's butt
The pope’s Instagram account—already a sentence that feels strange to type—liked a photo of a woman in a schoolgirl outfit sticking her butt out last week. This is obviously hilarious, both because it’s now the world’s foremost example of being horny on main and because the Vatican has now had to launch an investigation into which celibate old guy couldn’t help himself from publicly admiring a model’s cheeks.
Catholic News Agency reported that “the Vatican is investigating usage of the papal Instagram account” and “unliked” the photo on November 14th, a day after people first started to spread word of what happened. While “an official for the Holy See Press Office declined to comment on the event” to CNA, the publication notes that “sources close to the Vatican press office confirmed… that the pope’s various social media accounts are managed by a team of employees, and that an internal investigation is underway to determine how the ‘like’ happened.”
The model who’s thrown the Vatican into panic mode just by showing her ass to a camera is Natalia Garibotto, who deserves recognition for rolling with everything so gracefully. Since learning that the Vatican approves of her can, Garibotto has tweeted that her entrance to heaven is now guaranteed and that she’s heading to the Vatican, presumably to become the Catholic Church’s first woman pope now that she’s so effortlessly defeated the minds of its social media managers with her butt.