Back in May, we announced—with a mixture of dread, aroused revulsion, and the sweet tang of corporate synergy—that our sister site Clickhole had finally given in to the times and transformed itself into PatriotHole, the ultimate anti-vaccination vaccination against America’s current epidemic of liberal kindness and other well-meaning bullshit. And while ClickHole ultimately reasserted itself, relegating PatriotHole to its own sub-section, the conservative battering ram of truth has now gone the way of all online content in 2017: Executing a pivot to video.