Weekend Box Office: [Insert humorous substitution of the word "Smurf" here.]
Defying the warnings of critics and movie studios alike, families flocked to The Smurfs, drawn by the irresistible allure of a recognizable property that the whole brood could tolerate together in relative silence. By pandering to nostalgia while also offering a postmodern mockery of that nostalgia, the film landed right in the cynical sweet spot of so many CGI cartoon rehashes before it—a proven formula that managed to pay off the same dividends as the weekend’s other most calculated movie, Cowboys And Aliens. Both films tied for first place at $36.2 million (a number aided by The Smurfs’ inflated 3-D premium), which is an opening that any minute now will be celebrated with some sort of splashy, “Smurfs Agree: The Number Smurf Smurfing Movie In Smurfmerica” print ad. But it’s no doubt cause for consternation over at Universal, who just can’t seem to catch a break with their insanely expensive contrivances anymore.