Filming Terminator: Salvation was clearly a harrowing ordeal. But, personally, I think that pre-judging the quality of a movie based on some scurrilous gossip backed up by an amazing audio clip turned killer remix is just wrong. That's why I prefer to pre-judge Terminator: Salvation based on the quality of Halloween costumes that are curiously already available for sale. It's called fairness.
And so, based on these Halloween costumes, and nothing else, here's what Terminator: Salvation is going to be like:
1. Terminator: Salvation takes place in a dark world inhabited by half-Zac-Efron/half-crude-cartoons.
2. The world in Terminator: Salvation has clearly lost all hope, and every child must work at Sam's Club—but only a lucky few are issued back braces.