Whoopi Goldberg cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it's the weekend so whatever, bye

By Sean O'Neal | May 31, 2013 | 10:06pm

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Comedian and View sass-pot Whoopi Goldberg has joined the eclectic cast of the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and also it’s 5 p.m. on a goddamn Friday. According to a report from Comic Book Movie, Goldberg will play “Bernadette Thompson,” a gender-flipped revision on the “Burne Thompson” character who bossed around April O'Neil in the Ninja Turtles cartoon series. According to us, it’s the motherfucking weekend.

Anyway, here’s a picture of Goldberg leaving the Ninja Turtles set in a weirdly gigantic jumpsuit, and her hair is all crazy, and whatever, we'll see you on Monday.