World warrior music: Ranking every Street Fighter V character theme

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I wish I had something Zelda-related to write about for this week’s open thread, but Twilight Princess HD is still a few weeks away. Mostly, I’ve been putting in time with Street Fighter V, and that’s not about to change this weekend. Even though I can count the number of online matches I’ve won on a single hand, I’m loving my time with the game. Getting into something this dense and arcane at the beginning of its lifespan is a fascinating experience. I’m not ready to deliver a full review quite yet, though. You can thank Capcom’s faulty servers for that.
But today, I wanted to take some time to appreciate the game’s soundtrack. When I’m playing, I’m usually too busy panicking to notice the music, but removed from that experience, Street Fighter V’s score, while not spectacular, is a weird, eclectic mishmash of styles and tones that’s perfectly in line with its diverse cast. A lot of it sounds like frantic Sega Genesis music, which is something that I can get behind. So I thought it would be fun to run down the themes of all 16 characters and deliver a quick personal ranking, because why not.
16. Ken
Look, I can appreciate a solid guitar cover of Ken’s Street Fighter II theme as much as the next person, but it’s an interpretation that’s been done to death. It’s about time Capcom finally caught up with the hundreds of people shredding this tune out on YouTube.
15. Chun-Li
Just your standard vaguely Chinese-sounding track that brings in elements of Chun-Li’s past themes. It’s pretty, but it’s no “China Vox.”
14. Cammy
There’s a good chance your feelings about this faithful remix of Cammy’s Street Fighter II theme comes down to your tolerance for wobble bass. Mine is not very high.