Worst Chris to buffest Chris: can u not shred so much bro
This weekend, Chris Pratt did something many of us have done in These Troubled Times: he turned to the warm, scrolly embrace of social media. Perhaps it was for comfort, perhaps for distraction, or maybe it was just to have something to do. Whatever the cause, he wanted to drop some likes. Still smarting from the moment when Twitter deemed him the worst of the Hollywood Chrises, he turned not to the cursed birdsite but to Instagram, and then he had an experience which, again, is all too common, even amongst non-Chrises. He had what we’ll call a “oh you have got to be kidding me” moment.
That’s not Chris Pratt. That’s Chris Pratt’s Thor: Love And Thunder co-star (and fellow Hollywood Chris) Chris Hemsworth, who, as you’ll see in the above photo, has been working out a bit over quarantine.
Here’s how Pratt reacted. Not since Mouse Rat paid tribute to Lil Sebastian has Chris Pratt been so relatable.
What are the odds that Pratt saw that photo of Hemsworth, said, “oh, for fuck’s sake,” and got up to make himself a nice 10 a.m. sazerac? Hemsworth responded that both Chrises could take advantage of “the same fancy filter that’s been applied here. It’s called instashred.”