Zachary Quinto to star in AMC's NOS4A2 as a vampire who's real into novelty license plates
Nothing in this world announces that you’d like other people to think you’re funny—without actually putting in the hard work of developing a sense of humor—like a good novelty license plate. (It’s like your car is telling a joke, forever!) And we can’t picture a better vehicle for immortal car-based comedy than the vampiric protagonist of Joe Hill’s 2013 novel NOS4A2, a guy who likes to kidnap children in his cool old car, transport them to a place called Christmasland, and suck the life out of them to keep himself alive.