A happy news bloopers season to you and yours
In these Troubled Times, much divides us. But every once in awhile, something happens that brings us together. We can come together as one to, say, dunk on the celebs. We can jointly love the giant Home Depot skeletons, all year round. And once a year, we unite to celebrate this, the mots festive and joyous of annual events. It’s news bloopers season, motherfuckers.
What can we add to this, one of life’s purest pleasures? Nothing. Not a thing. News bloopers are bloopers, on the news. Sometimes it’s a pet who just really wants to jump on the desk right now. Sometimes it’s a herd of giant buffalo. Sometimes a nice lady is just trying to talk about tennis balls without snickering, because balls. What do you need us for? You do not.
Look, here are more! There are a couple repeats in here, but come on, don’t you want to watch that young woman yell at her dad’s exposed belly again?