American Idol: 1 of 6 Voted Off

Well that was quite the roller coaster ride. At first I was like shit, and then I was like wow and then I was like ugh and then I was like huh and then I was like eh and then I was like wha? and then I was like ahh and then I was like hm and then finally omg.
Shit: My DVR farted out on me and I missed the first few minutes of the episode, the one time a performance kicks off a results show. So I missed all of Rascal Flatts except for the final note. My e-buddy, music writer Maura Johnston however opined to me via Twitter, "their new direction is apparently Maroon 2.5 — they get 50% off for the less vocally adept frontman."
Wow: The extent to which Idol was killing time this episode: not only did we see the Ford music video (Idol's attempt to get in on that super-hot vampire buzz), but we saw the "behind the scenes" footage as well.
Ugh: There is another Shrek movie coming out and we had more of our precious time killed as we saw the idols check out the premiere, and then enjoyed an awkward stop-by from Antonio Banderas and Cameron Diaz. I was starting to think this was going to be a really shitty results show but I wasn't ready for the places it would go yet.
Huh: Bottom three were Casey, Mike and Siobhan. I didn't expect that: I thought all three of them had America in their pockets for at least another week or so.
Eh: Next week it's Frank Sinatra night with Harry Connick Jr. serving as mentor. I don't think I need to reassure everyone that I have a high opinion of the music of Frank Sinatra but come on, Idol, what is this, Season 2? I don't have high hopes for this. I already imagine the guys all in their jackets and unbuttoned shirts and untied, no wait, never-tied ties. There will be finger-snapping and probably even a hat. I don't want it.
Wha?: Sons of Sylvia. They're allegedly country, but I couldn't hear anything country about them. I could see with my eyes that the brothers onstage played country instruments but other than that I didn't pick up on anything country, just generic rock. With the boys glammy-gothed up, it was like vampire country (once again, coming back to bloodsuckers.) Also, the lead singer kind of looked like Michael J Fox. Also, the lead singer played the violin and sang? And also, why was the drum kit set up on a card table?