Earlier this week, we reported on a story about tech giant/perennial control freak Apple, which was recently forced to admit to consumers that it’s been quietly using software updates to throttle the speed of its older models of iPhone, in order to block crashes caused by processor strain on aging batteries. The American consumer has taken this impinging on their god-given right to control the performance of their latest game of Angry Birds with all the calm and consideration you might expect, which is to say that there are multiple class-action lawsuits against the company currently in the works.