Arnold Schwarzenegger has picked out his next movie, unless something else happens
Ever since Arnold Schwarzenegger left political office and got to the chopper of private life, many people have been asking, “What will Schwarzenegger choose as his triumphant return to acting?” These people are being fatuous intentionally, because everyone knows that right now it’s all but impossible to look at Arnold Schwarzenegger without thinking about how he diddled his maid and fathered a secret love child. It’s why Schwarzenegger’s prematurely announced triumphant returns to acting have all been postponed or scrapped—The Governator, for its now-icky insinuations that Schwarzenegger hides his double life from his family, and Cry Macho, because that film would have found Schwarzenegger forging an unexpected fatherly bond with a young Mexican boy. You can see the dilemma.