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Sinkhole forms in front of Mar-A-Lago so we can all make fun of it
By Clayton Purdom May 22, 2017 | 9:00pm
See Michael Cera’s cameo as the coolest dude in Twin Peaks
By Sam Barsanti May 22, 2017 | 8:36pm
Infowars got a White House day pass, just like a real high-school newspaperBy Katie Rife May 22, 2017 | 8:33pm
Disney’s dance club Videopolis was possibly the most ’80s thing ever
By Gwen Ihnat May 22, 2017 | 8:15pm
Let’s obsess over the new Twin Peaks opening credits
By Clayton Purdom May 22, 2017 | 7:58pm
Facebook’s moderator guidelines are disturbingly specific
By Sam Barsanti May 22, 2017 | 7:08pm
Toby Keith plays all-male Saudi concert while Trump rides around on golf cart
By Katie Rife May 22, 2017 | 6:51pm
The Onion just released 700 pages of Trump leaksBy Clayton Purdom May 22, 2017 | 6:29pm
The next Far Cry game is headed to the exotic land known as Montana
By Matt Gerardi May 22, 2017 | 6:23pm
Universal has titled its new monster movie franchise the Dark Universe
By Esther Zuckerman May 22, 2017 | 6:10pm
Killer Frost searches for a cure in this Justice League Of America exclusive
By Oliver Sava May 22, 2017 | 6:00pm
Let’s take a peek into the Fox News echo chamber
By Clayton Purdom May 22, 2017 | 5:46pm
Maria Bamford hands student $5000 check in the middle of commencement address
By Esther Zuckerman May 22, 2017 | 5:33pm
Willem Dafoe to play Vincent van Gogh in impressionistic new biopic
By Esther Zuckerman May 22, 2017 | 5:24pm
Read This: Perhaps the internet isn’t tearing us all apart
By Randall Colburn May 22, 2017 | 5:18pm
The FBI is now investigating the Fyre Festival debacle
By Gwen Ihnat May 22, 2017 | 5:18pm
Watch Judah Friedlander explore our terrifying, robot-filled future
By Clayton Purdom May 22, 2017 | 4:40pm
Stand By Your Band stumps for the music you love to hate—even IncubusBy Benjamin Cannon, Becca James, Zach Brooke, Colin Griffith, Randall Colburn, Jose Nateras May 22, 2017 | 4:40pm
Weekend Box Office: Here’s some money, go see a star war
By Ignatiy Vishnevetsky May 22, 2017 | 4:29pm
Two new Twin Peaks soundtracks are on the way
By Katie Rife May 22, 2017 | 4:09pm
Watch Melania Trump swat her husband’s sweaty, pawing hand away
By Randall Colburn May 22, 2017 | 3:48pm
Notre Dame students walk out on Mike Pence’s commencement speech
By Gwen Ihnat May 22, 2017 | 3:38pm
Aziz Ansari hates it when people bug him about Master Of None season 3
By Esther Zuckerman May 22, 2017 | 3:30pm
Drake had a big night at the Billboard Music Awards
By Esther Zuckerman May 22, 2017 | 2:48pm
Running away to circus now more difficult as Ringling Bros. shuts down
By Katie Rife May 22, 2017 | 2:34pm
Stevie Nicks joined Harry Styles to sing “Landslide” this weekend
By Esther Zuckerman May 22, 2017 | 2:08pm
Seven days’ worth of “Stupid Watergate” breaks Last Week Tonight
By Dennis Perkins May 22, 2017 | 6:36am
Michael Crichton’s resurrected Dragon Teeth should’ve stayed preserved in amber
By Rien Fertel May 22, 2017 | 5:00am
Diary entries shouldn’t be as good as they are in David Sedaris’ Theft By Finding
By Caitlin PenzeyMoog May 22, 2017 | 5:00am
The Gene Kelly bio He’s Got Rhythm only occasionally creates that glorious feeling
By Ryan Vlastelica May 22, 2017 | 5:00am
Billy Bush really regrets not changing the topic with Trump
By Sam Barsanti May 22, 2017 | 1:50am
Here’s what’s up with Trump and that orb in Saudi Arabia
By Sam Barsanti May 22, 2017 | 1:05am
Jared Leto is now the chief creative officer of streaming service Fandor
By Sam Barsanti May 21, 2017 | 11:32pm
Leslie Mann and Janelle Monáe join new Robert Zemeckis movie
By Sam Barsanti May 21, 2017 | 9:22pm
Sandra Bullock to go for a ride on the Cash Truck
By Sam Barsanti May 21, 2017 | 8:40pm
Sasheer Zamata is also leaving Saturday Night Live
By Sam Barsanti May 21, 2017 | 7:42pm
Villainous pharmaceutical company plans to bring Resident Evil back from the dead
By Sam Barsanti May 21, 2017 | 6:50pm
Today’s best deals: Kindle ebooks, lawn games, and more
By Shep McAllister May 21, 2017 | 4:04pm
On SNL , Dwayne Johnson announces his 2020 running mate, Tom Hanks
By Dennis Perkins May 21, 2017 | 9:08am
These actors didn’t survive their last TV roles
By Mike Vago May 21, 2017 | 5:00am
A robotic Trump is causing a bunch of headaches for Disney
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 11:17pm
NBC grants Trial & Error a stay of execution
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 7:56pm
The rock world pays tribute to Chris Cornell
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 7:31pm
Vanessa Bayer is leaving SNL
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 6:30pm
Second Life is undergoing a quiet bunny apocalypseBy William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 5:51pm
Anderson Cooper apologizes for Trump desk-shitting comment
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 4:45pm
Jessica Chastain is playing Ingrid Bergman
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 4:10pm
Stephen Colbert tried to out-crazy Alex Jones’ recent yogurt humiliation
By Dennis Perkins May 20, 2017 | 7:52am
Rob Schneider would like to be your next “conservative media hero,” please
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 3:34am
Google releases millions of people’s lousy stick-figure drawings
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 2:27am
Mamma Mia! is getting a sequel, so here we go againBy William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 12:53am
Jack White is turning “We’re Going To Be Friends” into a children’s book
By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 12:00am
Black-ish spin-off College-ish has officially been picked up by FreeformBy William Hughes May 19, 2017 | 11:01pm
Whoa, the MIDI for “Laura Palmer’s Theme” makes actual Twin Peaks
By William Hughes May 19, 2017 | 10:32pm
HBO renews Animals for a third season of philosophizing vermin
By William Hughes May 19, 2017 | 9:44pm
The Serial Serial takes a slow and sensuous look at S-Town ’s love storiesBy Marah Eakin May 19, 2017 | 9:26pm
Hugh Jackman didn’t know wolverines were real animals
By William Hughes May 19, 2017 | 9:10pm
Hillary Clinton practiced avoiding a hug from Donald Trump
By Clayton Purdom May 19, 2017 | 7:50pm
Read This: Juicero wasn’t just stupid, it was a lie
By Randall Colburn May 19, 2017 | 7:08pm
Tom Hardy to play Venom in Spider-Man spin-off
By Danette Chavez May 19, 2017 | 6:37pm
Anthony Weiner’s world-upending dick faces prison for sexting scandal
By Sean O'Neal May 19, 2017 | 6:37pm
Let’s explore Adam McKay’s secretly brilliant brand of satire
By Dan Neilan May 19, 2017 | 6:16pm
Veep’ s Matt Walsh to star in rom-comBy Danette Chavez May 19, 2017 | 5:53pm
Toby Keith to put compromised boot up Saudi Arabia’s ass during Trump visit
By Sean O'Neal May 19, 2017 | 5:39pm
You can learn a lot from these classic films compressed into a single image
By Dan Neilan May 19, 2017 | 5:38pm
Lena Dunham has canceled her Lenny tour over health concerns
By Esther Zuckerman May 19, 2017 | 5:21pm
Suicide Squad ’s David Ayer in talks to helm Scarface remakeBy Alex McLevy May 19, 2017 | 5:13pm
Here’s how the term “goths” went from ancient barbarian invaders to sad teens
By Clayton Purdom May 19, 2017 | 4:57pm
Another Fox News host has been fired for being an asshole
By Alex McLevy May 19, 2017 | 4:45pm
Today’s best deals: Travel chargers, Under Armour, and more
By Shep McAllister May 19, 2017 | 4:40pm
Lin-Manuel Miranda will voice a DuckTales superhero
By Esther Zuckerman May 19, 2017 | 4:35pm
In another victory for humanity, the far right alternative to Reddit is dying
By Dan Neilan May 19, 2017 | 4:19pm
Here’s how Vangelis made Blade Runner ’s haunting score
By Clayton Purdom May 19, 2017 | 4:00pm
Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj are coming for their enemies on “Swish Swish”
By Esther Zuckerman May 19, 2017 | 3:45pm
Chris Cornell’s family questions suicide finding
By Danette Chavez May 19, 2017 | 3:41pm
Halt And Catch Fire ’s Mackenzie Davis to star in new sci-fi thrillerBy Alex McLevy May 19, 2017 | 3:34pm
We now know that James Comey tried to hide in some curtains to avoid Donald Trump
By Clayton Purdom May 19, 2017 | 3:28pm
Gal Gadot thinks Wonder Woman is a feminist, duh
By Esther Zuckerman May 19, 2017 | 2:10pm
Sweden drops investigation into Julian Assange rape allegations
By Danette Chavez May 19, 2017 | 2:02pm
Sarah Silverman is so smooth in this Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ exclusive
By Erik Adams May 19, 2017 | 2:00pm
Jesse Eisenberg to play Marcel Marceau in new biopic
By Danette Chavez May 19, 2017 | 1:20pm
Spoiled man-child Donald Trump to be served well-done steak with ketchup on overseas trip
By Kevin Pang May 19, 2017 | 1:14pm
Dwayne Johnson’s 2020 presidential campaign may have just begun on The Tonight Show
By Dennis Perkins May 19, 2017 | 7:25am
Koyama Press’ decade of excellence continues with 6 outstanding new titles
By Oliver Sava May 19, 2017 | 5:00am
Run The Jewels and Danger Mouse team up for the first song from the Baby Driver soundtrack
By William Hughes May 19, 2017 | 4:02am
Bill O’Reilly says we hated Roger Ailes to death
By William Hughes May 19, 2017 | 2:58am
It’s time for a game of “Neural Network-Generated Paint Color, Metal Band, Or D&D Spell?”
By William Hughes May 19, 2017 | 2:09am
Supernatural is doing a Scooby-Doo crossoverBy Sam Barsanti May 19, 2017 | 1:56am
Canada’s WayHome Festival is offering free tickets to FyreFest survivors
By William Hughes May 19, 2017 | 1:22am
Charles Dance to fight over another throne in Godzilla: King Of The Monsters
By Sam Barsanti May 19, 2017 | 1:00am
Chelsea Manning is free and on Instagram
By Sam Barsanti May 18, 2017 | 11:51pm
Broad City ’s Abbi and Ilana are doing a live recreation of Wayne’s World By William Hughes May 18, 2017 | 11:39pm
Carrie Brownstein to direct MGM’s Fairy Godmother movie
By William Hughes May 18, 2017 | 10:40pm
Angela Bassett to play the CIA chief in Mission: Impossible 6
By Sam Barsanti May 18, 2017 | 10:34pm
Say “thank you for being a suspect” with Golden Girls Clue By William Hughes May 18, 2017 | 10:16pm
The latest beach read from the author of Girl On The Train has arrived
By Baraka Kaseko May 18, 2017 | 10:00pm
Robert Pollard celebrates 100 albums with a massive collection of cover art
By Katie Rife May 18, 2017 | 9:56pm
Oh hello, here’s the premiere date for Oh, Hello on Netflix
By William Hughes May 18, 2017 | 9:12pm
Fox TV to find manlier home for canceled Tim Allen sitcom
By Danette Chavez May 18, 2017 | 9:09pm
Robin Wright says Trump has stolen all of House Of Cards ’ ideas
By Danette Chavez May 18, 2017 | 8:44pm
PWR BTTM releases lengthy formal statement on sexual assault allegations
By Katie Rife May 18, 2017 | 8:26pm
Human boil Roger Ailes mourned online with ceaseless parade of insults
By Clayton Purdom May 18, 2017 | 8:05pm
Watch Thomas Middleditch ham it up while eating wings
By Marah Eakin May 18, 2017 | 7:46pm
Johnny Depp wouldn’t mind taking over as SNL ’s Trump impersonator
By Sam Barsanti May 18, 2017 | 7:45pm
Litigious GOTG2 movie date blames his texting controversy on “man hate”
By Gwen Ihnat May 18, 2017 | 7:42pm
A lost Lil Wayne record from 2009 just appeared online
By Clayton Purdom May 18, 2017 | 7:22pm
A painting of Kendrick Lamar is heading for the U.S. Capitol
By Danette Chavez May 18, 2017 | 7:07pm
Now a ticket vendor is suing Fyre Festival, too
By Sam Barsanti May 18, 2017 | 7:03pm
