• aux They should have sent a Twitter bot poet By John Teti July 27, 2015 | 11:23pm
• aux This Twitter bot has one weird trick to create clickbait headlines By John Teti July 27, 2015 | 8:40pm
• aux “Follow the book of blood”: The TV Helper bot tweets strange TV captions By John Teti July 27, 2015 | 5:24pm
• aux Ex-ESPN mainstay Bill Simmons gets his own HBO show, launching in 2016 By John Teti July 22, 2015 | 6:07pm
• aux What comics are you reading this month? By William Hughes, Becca James, John Teti July 22, 2015 | 2:00pm
• aux Breaking Bad actor to run for public office in New Mexico By John Teti July 20, 2015 | 8:15pm
• aux Teti’s mom rates UnREAL above average, defecating air traveler scores lower By John Teti July 20, 2015 | 5:00pm
• aux Rovio announces Angry Birds 2, the “first” sequel to Angry Birds By John Teti July 16, 2015 | 7:05pm
• aux Streaming services cannot capture glory of Neil Young music, says Neil Young By John Teti July 15, 2015 | 9:54pm
• tv Red, green, blue: Halt And Catch Fire plays with RGB color on a human scale By John Teti July 11, 2015 | 5:00am
• tv How to make True Detective season 2 more fun: forget season 1 By John Teti, Katie Rife July 6, 2015 | 9:07pm
• aux Jurassic World fails to induce dino fever in Teti’s mom By John Teti July 6, 2015 | 4:30pm
• aux Jim Carrey reprises talking-out-of-ass shtick in anti-vaccine tweets By John Teti July 1, 2015 | 4:12pm
• tv Nobody is safe from Adam Scott’s trash talk, except Allison Williams By John Teti June 30, 2015 | 5:00am
• tv Name your True Detective Jabba of the week By John Teti June 29, 2015 | 2:11pm
• aux Hulu puts a Mac in its Seinfeld apartment, solving world’s last problem By John Teti June 25, 2015 | 9:34pm
• aux We force comedian Felipe Esparza to explore his O.J. Simpson fantasies By John Teti June 25, 2015 | 3:00pm
• aux Family Feud beats Wheel Of Fortune, proceeds to pop chub/rub nub By John Teti June 24, 2015 | 9:12pm
• aux Hulu’s Seinfeld apartment replaces Jerry’s Mac with some bullshit PC By John Teti June 24, 2015 | 5:22pm
• tv True Detective premiere separates the truest detectives from the untruest detoctivs By John Teti, Katie Rife June 22, 2015 | 5:16pm
• aux Teti’s Mom wishes Grace And Frankie would Halt And Catch Fire By John Teti June 19, 2015 | 2:00pm