Articles by Andrew Paul
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tv Adidas did a sneaker collab with (checks notes) Ned Flanders
By Andrew Paul August 17, 2021 | 5:22pm
aux We wish we cared about something as much as New York cares about its dead owl
By Andrew Paul August 12, 2021 | 4:57pm
aux Twitter finally addresses its systemic issues... just kidding! It's got a new font
By Andrew Paul August 12, 2021 | 3:17pm
music Slipknot's Clown isn't ever taking off his COVID-19 mask, among other masks
By Andrew Paul August 10, 2021 | 6:10pm
aux Tigger flag exposes the rot tearing apart the United States
By Andrew Paul August 10, 2021 | 4:30pm
aux Everyone loves Charles Darwin's clean bean, the bean owned by Darwin that's very clean
By Andrew Paul August 5, 2021 | 7:20pm
music Finding Waldo in the Lollapalooza crowd is our new super-spreader litmus test
By Andrew Paul August 3, 2021 | 9:15pm
aux Cops have ignored our menacing clown threat for far too long, documents show
By Andrew Paul August 3, 2021 | 7:00pm
aux Andrew Callaghan went to that QAnon "Patriot Roundup" in Texas, God bless him
By Andrew Paul July 29, 2021 | 8:00pm
aux Now is your chance to learn more about feta cheese than you ever thought possible
By Andrew Paul July 29, 2021 | 7:25pm
aux There are a lot of contenders, but Lake of the Ozarks might be the worst place in America right now
By Andrew Paul July 27, 2021 | 9:04pm
aux Vitrified Brain : A stunning find at Pompeii or a new Cannibal Corpse album?
By Andrew Paul July 27, 2021 | 8:15pm
aux Ready the Simpsons references: researchers think the universe is donut-shaped
By Andrew Paul July 23, 2021 | 6:00pm
aux Man fends off grizzly bear for days in Alaskan wilderness, so get ready for that movie (again)
By Andrew Paul July 22, 2021 | 7:10pm
aux Meet Phantom, a big horse going viral because he is so goddamn big
By Andrew Paul July 22, 2021 | 6:30pm
tv Read This: Inside the early days of The Daily Show
By Andrew Paul July 20, 2021 | 7:30pm
tv The Queen's agent, Peppa Pig, has American kids talking all British again
By Andrew Paul, Reid McCarter July 20, 2021 | 6:00pm
aux Please stop calling attacks by sharks "shark attacks," okay?
By Andrew Paul July 15, 2021 | 5:55pm
aux Fast food workers seize the means of production, renounce their "Burger King"
By Andrew Paul July 13, 2021 | 7:30pm
aux No, there's no such thing as "ethically sourced" cocaine
By Andrew Paul July 13, 2021 | 6:00pm
aux Facebook is essentially building Facebookville, which will surely respect everyone's work-life balance
By Andrew Paul July 8, 2021 | 5:00pm