Articles by Clayton Purdom
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aux This David Lynch La La Land parody is actually horrifying
By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 6:57pm
aux The new actor playing Chewbacca does not don the fur suit lightly
By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 6:14pm
aux These are the worst cats on the internet
By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 5:33pm
aux Abandon hope all ye who never wanted to hear R2-D2 with a real voice
By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 4:26pm
aux Vic Berger finds a way to make Trump’s insane press conference even more surreal
By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 3:40pm
aux Let’s compare this year’s Best Visual Effects nominees with every other winner ever
By Clayton Purdom February 21, 2017 | 7:41pm
aux Chris Pratt, Penelope Cruz, and J.J. Abrams badger Daisy Ridley for Last Jedi details
By Clayton Purdom February 21, 2017 | 4:11pm
aux You cannot buy DonaldTrumpSucks.com because our president already owns it
By Clayton Purdom February 21, 2017 | 3:39pm
aux Good lord, people are out here writing Hillary Clinton fantasy fan fiction
By Clayton Purdom February 21, 2017 | 2:53pm
aux Frances Bean celebrates Kurt Cobain’s 50th birthday with a handwritten letter to him
By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 7:11pm
aux Donald Trump keeps tweeting “NOT!” jokes
By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 5:48pm
aux Celebrate Presidents Day with this encyclopedic database of fart sounds
By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 3:48pm
games Pt. 1—Fighting robot dinosaurs in the woke-as-hell post-apocalypse of Horizon: Zero Dawn
By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 3:12pm
aux Today Daniel Craig officially becomes the second-longest-tenured James Bond
By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 2:43pm
aux What are you reading in February?
By William Hughes, Laura Adamczyk, Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 6:00am
aux On second thought, maybe stop taking Donald Trump’s media survey
By Clayton Purdom February 17, 2017 | 11:54pm
aux Donald Trump is a small man
By Clayton Purdom February 17, 2017 | 9:01pm
aux This A.I. wants to make weird, shitty robot music with you
By Clayton Purdom February 17, 2017 | 8:03pm
aux Generations unite with joy as Overwatch becomes GoldenEye
By Clayton Purdom February 17, 2017 | 5:25pm
aux Rescue Melania Trump from her private hell
By Clayton Purdom February 16, 2017 | 9:07pm
aux Let us return to the internet of the ’90s, a glorious Xanadu full of total bullshit
By Clayton Purdom February 16, 2017 | 5:53pm