• aux This David Lynch La La Land parody is actually horrifying By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 6:57pm
• aux The new actor playing Chewbacca does not don the fur suit lightly By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 6:14pm
• aux These are the worst cats on the internet By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 5:33pm
• aux Abandon hope all ye who never wanted to hear R2-D2 with a real voice By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 4:26pm
• aux Vic Berger finds a way to make Trump’s insane press conference even more surreal By Clayton Purdom February 22, 2017 | 3:40pm
• aux Let’s compare this year’s Best Visual Effects nominees with every other winner ever By Clayton Purdom February 21, 2017 | 7:41pm
• aux Chris Pratt, Penelope Cruz, and J.J. Abrams badger Daisy Ridley for Last Jedi details By Clayton Purdom February 21, 2017 | 4:11pm
• aux You cannot buy DonaldTrumpSucks.com because our president already owns it By Clayton Purdom February 21, 2017 | 3:39pm
• aux Good lord, people are out here writing Hillary Clinton fantasy fan fiction By Clayton Purdom February 21, 2017 | 2:53pm
• aux Frances Bean celebrates Kurt Cobain’s 50th birthday with a handwritten letter to him By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 7:11pm
• aux Donald Trump keeps tweeting “NOT!” jokes By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 5:48pm
• aux Celebrate Presidents Day with this encyclopedic database of fart sounds By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 3:48pm
• games Pt. 1—Fighting robot dinosaurs in the woke-as-hell post-apocalypse of Horizon: Zero Dawn By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 3:12pm
• aux Today Daniel Craig officially becomes the second-longest-tenured James Bond By Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 2:43pm
• aux What are you reading in February? By William Hughes, Laura Adamczyk, Clayton Purdom February 20, 2017 | 6:00am
• aux On second thought, maybe stop taking Donald Trump’s media survey By Clayton Purdom February 17, 2017 | 11:54pm
• aux Donald Trump is a small man By Clayton Purdom February 17, 2017 | 9:01pm
• aux This A.I. wants to make weird, shitty robot music with you By Clayton Purdom February 17, 2017 | 8:03pm
• aux Generations unite with joy as Overwatch becomes GoldenEye By Clayton Purdom February 17, 2017 | 5:25pm
• aux Rescue Melania Trump from her private hell By Clayton Purdom February 16, 2017 | 9:07pm
• aux Let us return to the internet of the ’90s, a glorious Xanadu full of total bullshit By Clayton Purdom February 16, 2017 | 5:53pm