• aux New Fox show to put a "modern-day spin" on Bonnie and Clyde, for modern-day people in the modern day By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 10:35pm
• aux Fat Joe will Instagram that ho, other things in the general area of ho's By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 9:42pm
• aux And now science will ruin Jurassic Park for you By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 7:30pm
• aux Ty Burrell and John Legend have both sold TV shows about themselves By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 6:44pm
• aux A new Little Rascals movie will star one of the Toddlers & Tiaras girls, which sounds about right By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 5:25pm
• aux Parks And Recreation is ready to introduce you to Jerry's wife By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 4:01pm
• aux NBC considering burning off that Munsters reboot as a Halloween special By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 3:38pm
• aux Django Unchained By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 3:16pm
• aux Ian McShane to join those loopy American Horror Story cocksuckers By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 11:01pm
• aux Johnny Depp just bogarted all the Shakespeare for his new TV show By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 10:34pm
• aux See the human-dinosaur hybrids who might have starred in Jurassic Park IV, had someone thought that was a good idea By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 9:49pm
• aux Molly Shannon added to NBC's Hannibal, which is definitely sounding pretty quirky now By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 9:09pm
• aux Shailene Woodley up for Mary Jane in the Spider-Man sequel that will start looking more like the other Spider-Man now By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 8:12pm
• aux Hitchcock By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 7:39pm
• aux ABC also just heard this great idea for a modern-day Great Expectations show By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 5:55pm
• aux 30 Rock's Lutz to offer himself up for psychological experiments  By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 5:01pm
• aux The Secret Life Of The American Teenager to end next year, leaving millions of kids unaware that sex leads only to death By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 4:04pm
• aux Angela Lansbury won't be in Wes Anderson's next movie, because she is a creature of cruel treachery By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 3:27pm
• aux Uma Thurman will also be somewhere in the vicinity of all those penises in Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 3:07pm
• aux Beyonce won't be in Clint Eastwood's A Star Is Born remake after all By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 2:46pm
• aux Yes, there will probably be a Taken 3 By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 10:25pm