As the video’s title makes clear, “I Put My Cat Wayne In The Godzilla Vs. Kong Trailer” gives us a vision of a monster movie where the struggle for dominance between lizard and ape is complicated by Wayne, a black cat that surveys its kingdom with impassive eyes. While we’ve seen clips that dare to imagine what it would be like to live in a world ruled over by enormous kitties before, Wayne’s entry into a glossy, CGI-filled landscape of exploding ships and neon-lit cities better shows the devastation his species could wreak if they were only a whole lot taller.
A huge cat may not immediately seem as formidable a monster as Kong or Godzilla, but think of the weapons it possesses: The ability to vomit forth streams of half-digested canned salmon at any moment, room-clearing bowel movements, and that thing where it wiggles around on its side rapidly kicking all four legs at a toy. Scaled up to match the giant monsters, Wayne is clearly a force to be reckoned with. If he were to win the match, emerging from the ashes of a scorched earth as our new ruler … god help us all.
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