Bret Michaels Fall Down Go Boom

You've heard of these things called jukebox musicals, right? They're basically bundles of songs that everyone knows loosely tied together by a flimsy strand of plot. They're tribute bands, but with skits and bad wigs. They're group karaoke. In short, they're the Broadway equivalent of designer sweatpants: Comfy, overpriced, boldly stupid, and elasticized in the waist.